Free Weekend Getaway
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Published on: 2015-01-06
Released on: 2015-01-06
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When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the processFor mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 5,200 words.EXCERPT FROM WEEKEND GETAWAY“There, are you happy” Martin Dollop tossed the metal cup on the stone floor. His latest boyfriend, the much younger Arthur Bodine, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Adonis with a rugged beard, had already taken his dosage and slumped against the cell bars.“Adios, amigas.” The guard laughed and walked away from the cell.“How long do you think it will take for the poison to take effect” Arthur held his head, already woozy from the lack of food and sleep.“Some poisons are immediate, even in small doses,” said Martin. “But these cheap bastards probably bought some watered down crap from the corner mercado. It'll probably take a bit longer than that.”“At least it will all be over soon. If there’s only a minute to live, do you have anything to say to me” Arthur sniffled.“Well, you probably only have 30 seconds at this point. As for me, 45.”“You lucky dog.”“Yeah, right.” Martin's vision blurred.“Well”“Well what”“Well, aren’t you going to say anything We're running out of time here.”“Yeah, well, I'm still pissed at you.”“But the ad said it was an all expense paid trip to the islands. Since you didn’t have any money, it was the best that I could come up with.”“That's not the issue, Arthur, and you know it.” He combed his salt and pepper hair with his fingers.“All you had to do was pay for the airfare. You should be thanking me for planning this cheap weekend getaway.” Arthur threw up his hands.“Excuse me I should be thanking you for getting us thrown into a Mexican jail”“How was I supposed to know that the Mexicans would check our baggage again when we landed We made it through the Houston airport just fine and they've got tighter security.”“Well, if you hadn't hidden that bag of hashish in my luggage, we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place! You can’t stop smoking that stuff for more than an hour. It’s pathetic! You could have waited and bought some from the locals once we arrived. Heck, the hotel probably gives out free samples along with hotel rooms since they provide everything else.”“But how was I supposed to know that you were going to take that bag The drugs stashed in there were from a previous trip.”“But you're the one who loaded my bags in the trunk. You should have known what I was carrying!”“Yeah, but I forgot.” Arthur broke down and cried.“Wait, are you feeling anything yet” Martin asked. “What are the warning signs Foaming of the mouth or bunghole Are our heads supposed to explode”“I don’t know. Probably all of the above.” Fall Weekend Getaway Ideas Travel + Leisure Weve mapped out fall getaway itineraries full of outdoor activities harvest menus cozy inns even college football games. All you have to do is pick one. 12 Best Weekend Getaways U.S. News Travel We rank the 12 Best Weekend Getaways. See which places our readers like the best and vote for your favorites. Weekend Getaway - Tara Wildlife Come for a weekend getaway in the great outdoors at scenic Tara Wildlife at our Halpino Lodge which is suited for up to 13 guests. The 10 Best New York Weekend Getaways - timeout.com Looking for the best weekend getaways from NYC? Bookmark this guide for options ranging from Hudson New York to Newport Rhode Island. Weekend breaks Archives - Getaway Magazine Weekends were made for travel. It doesnt matter if its an affordable weekend break thats just out of town or a weekend getaway to challenge the ordinary the ... Weekend Getaways Travel + Leisure The Perfect Three-Day Weekend in New York City The Perfect Three-Day Weekend in New York Citys Greenwich Village The Perfect Three-Day Weekend in Manchester ... 5 Creative Weekend Getaway Ideas Real Simple When you finally get to take off time from work for a long-overdue weekend getaway youll want to savor every last minute of it. But there are so many factors to ... 50 Best Weekend Getaways - VacationIdea 29 Best Romantic Weekend Getaways & South Carolina Destinations. Plan a relaxing weekend getaway at one of these beautiful hotels resorts and inns in South Carolina. Welcome to Lafayette-West Lafayette Indiana - Home of Purdue The home of the most complete detail on all things Lafayette West Lafayette and Purdue University. Review events restaurants attractions and more. WEEKEND GETAWAY - LOWAII - Cebu Marine Beach Resort Come and enjoy un-ending sunshine on the island paradise of Mactan CEBU Philippines. The place to be is LOWAII -Cebu Marine Beach Resort-
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